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Jinn Martini
2 Jan 2022 8:44 pm
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I don't know **** about all this immunity crap . . . all I know is that the sperm from my father that made my mom pregnant of me must have been of the highest quality !

The only "doctor" I've ever felt the need to meet was my dentist.

And even now that I have a foot in my grave . . . I know I'm as healthy as it gets !

How do I know ?

On the pressing insistence of my wife these last 3 years I underwent all kinds of tests . . . . the first one of my heart !
To the professional . . . after all kind of scans and tests that took over 2 months to complete . . . I finally asked: will I die soon ?

His answer : you may die soon, I can't say . . . but if you die . . . it won't be because of your heart !
Your heart is a dream heart for those of your age !

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Then came my lungs under the loop . . . healthier lungs he had seen of someone who 50 years ago used to smoke a pack a day.

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And then my kidneys . . . what had my wife worry the most . . .
Other than a minor anomaly . . . nothing needed to be done.

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And lastly . . . my blood.

It appeared that I had a shortage of red blood cells . . . or whatever the **** you call them.

Over two weeks got 7 bags of fresh blood (hopefully NOT from muslimes) and the count was restored to normality.

This covid scam scare doesn't scare me one bit !

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My dad's sperm must obviously have been of the top-most quality !

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This COVID scam doesn't scare me one tiny bit !

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**** LIBERAL MAFIA !
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